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Wasim expresses my feelings on Microsoft Office products in general in his latest post.
Oh wow.

Kim Coates is my favourite actor in the whole world and he is great and nobody can mess with him. Apparently he is currently featuring in CSI:New York which I am unable to watch. Oh, well. Expect to see more about Kim Coates on this website because he is awesome and you cannot deal with him.UPDATE: This just in. Derren Brown is Kim Coates. No really. Look:

Yeah, mind control that. What? You can't? Cellular phones! Man, Kim Coates would so take Derren Brown in a combat situation. He'd be all like, "Yeah, we're gonna call this, I don't know, I guess, a victory for me" and Derren Brown would be like, "You're thinking of the number six," and then Kim Coates would totally throw him off a balcony into some water. Except that would never happen because they are the very same man.




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Jack Bauer could like..totally own his face. He would actually own it. He would cut it off and try to get money off his shopping with it. "hey. that'll be 10% off please" "er..sir that's Kim Coates' Face" "WHAT I'll shoot you and cut off your head". Yeh Jack Bauer would like totally own your man.
Man, Kim Coates would be all up in his grille like, "Hey, you know what, I don't know, we're going to call this, me defeating you" and then he would totally cause Chloe to forget to do something and Jack Bauer would blow up the world by mistake.
Man. Like you know what I'm sayin. Innit. Put some music on your site! Less of this Coates.
Music will be going up soon, hopefully. I might do a megamix thing out of the little cutups I made for UK Fresh and the gig at the Wheatsheaf. I have two days until my first exam...
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