Pincer/staple-removing

I realise that the last two posts have been entirely asinine, and have consisted solely of pictures which, in my persistenly obscurantist manner, I find funny. That's probably something you're just going to have to deal with.

I think Tony Reali (pictured) is a plastic android programmed to kill or disable at short range using a combination pincer/staple-removing attachment with which he can grasp your septum and hold it until you pass out.