Two things

Truck is now apparently sold out, which, I think, has occurred even earlier than last year. Total insanity. You'll have to argue with them about it, I'm not responsible...although guest-list applications will be considered as long as large offers of money and biscuits are attached along with a full CV and covering letter.

This incredible project being orchestrated by Penguin has been brought to my attention. You get a bunch of samples from audiobooks, use them to make hillarious post-modern techno and gleefully submit said techno to their site. Every track posted up there so far is utter drivel, so the crown (a bag of pencils and your picture in Penguin Distributers' Monthly or something) is there to be had.