Stop looking at me, swan

Of the few things which could alleviate the annoyance with technology I have had today, this is one...of those.
BoingBoing reports (without, unusually, finding the least funny thing about the story and then inventing a new word for it like MONKEYZORBING), that a judge in this case cited the fantastic rant from the conclusion of Billy Madison when responding to a motion entitled, rather aptly, "Defendant's Motion to Discharge Response to Plaintiff's Response to Defendant's Response Opposing Objection to Discharge."

In response, I suggest this:


Yes, Booty Call. A movie with one character named Bunz and another named Lysterine. Now all we need is a judge to work this one in:

Bunz: [in Chinese] Excuse me, Sir. If you don't put out the smoke, my boy and I won't be getting any ass tonight.
Ug Lee: [in Chinese] Oh? No problem.

Motion denied.