Are you a citizen of the world (America) and do you like television?

[This post is completely endorsed by http://www.directsattv.com and by the letter "mu".]

If this happens to be the case then the powers that be of this universe are literally compelling
you to visit DirectSatTV. I'm utterly unsure as to what DirecTV is, but it is apparently some kind of terrifying service for transmitting images into your home.

Just what these images might be is obviously up to you. Well, I suppose it could be up to you if, after you take up one of their DirecTV offers, you still consider that jabbing at a remote control with your stubby finger is some kind of self-expression.

Personally, my television watching is currently largely confined to ludicrous pap like Gordon Ramsay, so I have no need for anything other than terrestrial. There's generally always something completely pointless on, and that's me sorted. Oh, and Krypton Factor, but that's awesome.

There is definitely a culture of having billions of channels in the US - it migrated here slightly with Sky. I've exploited someone else's Sky service quite recently, and believe me when I tell you that I ended up watching Derek Acorah's Ghost Towns, which can't be a good thing.

Anyway, let's have one final look at the DirectSatTV site...


I would say with reasonable certainty that, if you don't apply for discount DirecTV with DirectSatTV immediately, ten thousand tons of misfortune will undoubtedly land on your doorstep like a cartoon anvil. Not only that, but this smiling lady will stop grinning and turn into some kind of fearsome blob creature, flailing her appendages, leering and making this noise: "BAAAARRRRR".



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